The Quipper

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Independent Justices, Beware

Date: October 5, 2004
To: All U.S. Federal District and Appealate Court Justices (especially the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals)
From: The U.S. Congress
Re: Controversial Rulings

Be informed that if you file rulings from which we can derive a political advantage through your demonization, be prepared to face the consequences.