The Quipper

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Let the Eagle Sooooooooar!

John Ashcroft Resigns

worth another watch:

Don't let the proverbial screen door hit you in the ass, Jerk!

Any bets on who is replacing him? Pat Robertson? William Bennett? Let's see, what are the qualifications for being appointed to AG in a Bush administration?

  1. Has lost a congressional race to a dead guy
  2. Psychotic pentecostal christian
  3. Believes that a track record of 0 convictions (for 5,000 illegally detained persons) equals 'mission accomplished'
Now accepting nominees...