The Quipper

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Let the Eagle Sooooooooar!

John Ashcroft Resigns

worth another watch:
http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html

Don't let the proverbial screen door hit you in the ass, Jerk!

Onward:
Any bets on who is replacing him? Pat Robertson? William Bennett? Let's see, what are the qualifications for being appointed to AG in a Bush administration?

  1. Has lost a congressional race to a dead guy
  2. Psychotic pentecostal christian
  3. Believes that a track record of 0 convictions (for 5,000 illegally detained persons) equals 'mission accomplished'
Now accepting nominees...